She…
I am Caitlin Carrigan, though I prefer to be called Roast Ham.
I’m completely against my own tendency of blogging, but given that I am also extremely anti-authority, I now do it just to spite myself. Is that really why I have chosen to wax poetic on this here bad larry of a cyber stage, you ask? No. It is because the world has yet to realize I should be paid to think.
This will be my finest hour!
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I juggle too. I can do one, working on two my hope is to be at three before too long.