How To – Kill and Napalm a Fruit Fly Infestation
Despite my previous post being a fantastic and fun endeavor for the sadistic scientist in all of us, I realize if you really want to murder the fruit flies that linger about your abode, the fruit in a bag method is effective, albeit slow. This is the true manner by which to end your troubles.
Buy a small six pack of Sutter Home wine bottles, the tinier the better. This ain’t for drinkin, so don’t feel bad buying el cheapo.
1. Pour a small amout in a few bowls/glasses around the room where ever you see the most of their dirty whore mongering kind.
2. Drip a tiny bit of dishwashing soap in the wine to break the surface.
3. Leave them all for a full day.
Return the next day, clear out old wine and dead flies and perform the first three steps again. Do this for up to a week until there are no new flies after a day of fresh wine setting out.
I promise you, this is the BEST and most effective way to kill the little buggers. Just remember, the fresher the wine, the quicker it will draw the fuckers to their doom.
No go forth.
And murder.
“No go forth.
And murder.”
This was the first thing I read this morning and was a perfect start to the day. My heart swoons.
JLY.