“Aquarians are the Sociopaths of the Zodiac?” You don’t say…
Oh man, this made me laugh. Somebody got side swiped by a water bearer for sure.
Disclaimer before I begin: I do NOT in fact believe Aquarians are the Sociopaths of the Zodiac. That title belongs equally to the Aries, Leos, Geminis, and Scorpios. (As stated in my research on Serial Killing by the Zodiac) In addition to that, the other chart aspects should be analyzed as well to decipher what’s going on. Still, despite my complete disagreement, someone apparently found my blog by searching “Aquarians are the Sociopaths of the Zodiac.” I laughed.
So, in case this person stumbles upon my blog again, OR yet another person gets sideswiped and needs a hand, I will defend the Aquarian and PROVE that the aforementioned signs are far more likely to kill you.
If you wrong them, a ____ will retaliate by:
Aries: headbutting you in the face.
Leo: Throwing a tantrum that could involve breaking stuff, including you.
Gemini: remove you from their life only to befriend you online under a pseudonym, gain your trust, then tell you they (their REAL persona) died horrifically, and laugh as you cry.
Scorpio: Say the most heinous and cruel personal thing they can think of and if that doesn’t do enough damage, kill you and wear your skin.
Aquarius: Stop talking to you and attempt to forget you existed.
See? Now, I concede, the Aquarian disappearing act can seem truly inhuman and soulless in some cases – there’s a reason why Aquas have one of the highest rates of divorce in the Zodiac – but it’s usually temporary. You have to understand that the Aqua likes to present a demeanor of self control. As a result, emotions, especially the really powerful ones, scare the ever living crap out of them. It is pretty common for an Aqua to fall madly in love and then at the height of that joy, disappear like a morning mist on the harbor. They weren’t built to ‘feel’ they were built to ‘think.’ Doesn’t mean they DON’T feel, it just means they aren’t always equipped to deal with it when they do. That doesn’t make them a Sociopath, it just makes the person who lasts in a relationship with one very patient, independent, and tolerant. On top of that, Aquas are stubborn to their own detriment! An Aqua will stick to their guns, even if they’re out of bullets and you’re carrying a flame thrower. It’s something you have to accept if you really want them in your life. Once you get used to their comings and goings and accept that they aren’t going to be reined in, they are the quirkiest, most unique and most loyal of friends and if you can hang on for the ride, truly irreplaceable lovers.
Just remember, though they might not quite do it for you, to someone else, they’re perfect. So leave em to their Sociopathic nature and try it on with a Cancer. They’ll stick around even after you’re dead!
This is total bullshit. My brother is an Aquarius. He abused my sister and I when we were 5 years old. His wife is like his slave. He can only work alone because he flies into murderous rages when crossed. He feels superior to everyone else in the universe. He has Mars in Capricorn in the first house and Mars square Pluto. He is a monster who laughs when you cry.
Hey Janice,
Your brother is just an asshole. Aquarius or not, any sign is capable of being an asshole. Sorry he got to you. He’ll get his. Probably is getting it now because deep down he’s a miserable fuck.
C
I have to admit that’s how I deal with it… “stop talking to you and pretend you never existed”. It works too. I think us Aquarius just know we’re not going to change a person, so we might as well find another… the world is full of them