Haikus
I’ve realized, in my hiatus from this blog, the last three posts have been ridiculously low tone. Loss is just about as sunshiny as a chimp’s ass, so let’s redirect, shall we?
I fecking love funny Haikus. They just brighten my day and often in a completely broadsided kind of way. Who expects a Haiku to make you laugh? Nobody!
So if I can recall the rules of the Haiku, it is as follows:
Line 1: five syllables
Line 2: seven syllables
Line 3: five syllables
So far, over the course of this exploration, I’ve only managed to remember two. And a mighty two they be!
spell ‘necissary’
truly the hardest of aims.
I fail gracefully.
Well, water heater,
You’re Antediluvian.
*wipes soap from her eyes.*
Leave a Reply