Sleep Before Waking

I’ve had my page on Myspace forever, but I realized in the long string of life’s cosmic jokes, I have found its existence nearly vestigial in my pursuit of online comradery and as a result, am considering its demise. If it weren’t for the ability to go listen to my playlist at any given moment, I’d have done it by now!

Do I fear people losing the ability to snoop into my life from afar? No.
Do I fear people will lose touch with me? No, no one contacts me on Myspace and if they do, they should know me outside of Myspace by now, otherwise, what’s the point of knowing me?

Still, I’m a sentimental lady. There are old emails, comments, videos, and pictures I no longer have full quality copies of on there and some part of me keeps saying, “It’ll all be gone forever, Caitlin. That video of your daughter talking to the camera at four months old will be lost forever.” That’s when I feel my hand stayed.

So, I am downsizing it to nearly non-existant and as a result, am removing all the hilarity and goofballery from its previous life. In an homage that I feel must be paid, I hereby post the Random Nonsense I once shared with the Myspace world.

Enjoy.

Random Facts: Read on you nosy bastards.

I feel that Breakin 2 Electric Bugaloo IS the greatest movie ever.
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I almost deleted my Myspace page recently, then realized, I open it just to listen to my playlist when I am without my iPod. GEEK! I know.
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I have trouble spelling Unecessary. I finally got Definitely down, but it took years.
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I take Flintstone’s vitamins. What? I’m a childlike creature and I’m NOT anemic. (could be without them)
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Sleep Before Waking is a blog…I am the author of said blog and to be honest, I’m mildly disgusted with myself for it.
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There’s a 97% chance that I want to take your picture. (Sorry, Illinois)
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I assure you, I do indeed have a lovely bunch of coconuts. (Deedle Dee Dee)
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My favorite alcoholic beverage is a Magners on ice. Followed immediately by the Grasshopper, throwing hammers and death threats. Mint Chocolate Chip doesn’t fuck around.
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Mottos: Settling for the cards you are dealt is a choice. Avoid letting a paycheck be mistaken for satisfaction. Always keep your chin high, especially when naked. Try something new, take any dare, and get lost, daily. Fear of heartburn is weakness! Use commas whether they are appropriate, or not.
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I find ladies who take ‘sexy’ shots of themselves with a toilet in the background effing hilarious.
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I enjoy saying Paradigm, Pair-a-dig-em. If that were the way it were pronounced it would be my favorite word. Since it is not, my favorite word is Haberdashery.